It has belatedly come to my attention that Thursday is Intergalactic Towel Day! But Don’t Panic!! Just remember to bring your towel.
[UPDATE: Considering that there will also be a massive tidal wave tomorrow, it is especially CRITICAL that you carry your towel with you at all times.]
I imagine I would get all sorts of bazaare looks if I brought a towel with me to work. Just what I need.