Important news

I have two items to report. The first is that according to a recent public service announcement, “Beeeeep. Beeeeep. Beeeeeep Beeeep!” Second, slowlane and I have decided to travel across the US during Christmas break as itinerant greeting card salespeople, and you all are invited to come with us. This way, we can visit lots of this country while making enough money to buy plane tickets for the summer. I believe it was mom’s suggestion that we might consider making it a family motorcycle trip, and create the greeting cards while riding the motorcycles.

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